I want to impress my Ex Hubby when I call him. How can I do this?

Can't take no for an answer eh? About the best way to impress him would be to prove to him that you're independent, self reliant and through with creeps like him. You won't do it though so I think I'd skip the phone call and send a certified letter...at least you know he'll recieve that though don't expect him to read it any more than you expect him to want to speak to you on the phone. Your lack of dignity is astounding and I for one wish you better for yourself than you'll ever give. Good luck